Just who is this Dark Grue guy anyway?

Wouldn't you like to know? But first, why don't you consult the Encyclopaedia Frobozztica on just what a grue is.

Dark Grue holds a BS in Computer Engineering (1995) and a MS in Computer and Communications Security (1997) from The George Washington University, in Washington, DC.

He also holds a Certified Information Systems Security Professional (CISSP) certification from the (ISC)²; and a GIAC Certified Intrusion Analyst (GCIA) certification from SANS.

A chronic video gamer ("No, no! I can quit anytime! Really!"), he spends most of his free time (and cash) basking in the glow of an electron tube. But when Quake just doesn't seem violent enough, or vying for prized ephemeral bits of data playing EverQuest II, he likes to write open source software for the gaming community.

His image hangs in a place of honor in the gallery.

Need an Implementor?

The Gruemeister has extensive (and esoteric) experience in the computing field: over ten years experience with delivering Information Technology security services to private, educational, and government clients, including system integration and administration, customer support, and information assurance. This experience is combined with powerful presentation skills, a disciplined approach to the task at hand and the innate ability to anticipate potential obstacles. He slices and dices! Even makes Julianne fries!

Picture of the grue from Sorceror's Infotater and The Implementors picture from the Zork Zero manual, both by Infocom, of course!

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