Here begins a transcript of interaction with ZORK I: The Underground Empire Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All Rights reserved.
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.
It seems the Frobozz Magic Mail Delivery Service has done their usual bang-up job, for a leaflet, titled "Welcome to the G.U.E.!", lies here on the ground despite the wards and spells designed to prevent such an occurence.
You may move closer to the house by going north.
The G.U.E.'s last seismic event was 06/01/2007, and was instigated by Dark Grue. Copyright 2007, Dark Grue <darkgrue@iname.com>.