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Welcome to Dark Grue's Home Page!

The Grue's Lair is a 2,557 sq. ft. wood-frame construction box containing some of the most advanced procrastination equipment known to man.

The Grue's Lair offers the following services to those guests who are fortunate enough to be invited to visit our locale in RealSpace™:

  • over two dozen different game systems, located in the attic.
  • TV, VCR, and Laserdisc player, located in the living room.
  • In the cellar, several zillion dollars in computer 'quipment.
  • Get tragically hip and grab some cappuccino in the gallery, containing neat pics and current projects.
  • A good view of the weather can be had behind the house.
  • FlaVorIce and iced tea (some assembly may be required) provided for your refreshment in the kitchen.
  • View the ever-expanding Beer Wall!

We do work here too! Hot off the digital press is a small collection of the Dark One's classwork while a student at The George Washington University.

The Lair has a fully functional twisted pair (Category 5) switched Ethernet network. Bring by a cable and plug in! Networked games are being served daily.

The Lair's annex includes the lifeline to the Internet:

  • "Megaboz": Sun SPARCserver Ultra 2, dual UltraSPARC-II 400MHz processors, 2GB RAM, Elite3D-m6 / AFB 24-Bit Color Frame Buffer, running Sun Solaris 9.
  • Clan of the Implementors"Antharia" (the Clenched Fist's Teamspeak server): rackmount 2.4GHz Xenon processor with 1GB of memory running Microsoft Windows XP Professional.
"The ranging inferno of his own personal sun. Yup, that's power."
  - Aladdin: The series, The Lost City of the Sun


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