You are in the living room. There is a doorway to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, a trophy case, and a large oriental rug inthe center of the room. Above the trophy case hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity. A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case.
In one corner of the room sits a Frobozz Magic Crystal Ball, below which sits a Frobozz Magic Infotater Reader.
The crystal ball is currently showing Cartoon Network.
The infotater reader currently has a large 12" silver disk in its tray. The title on the disk is unreadable.
Moving aside the heavy rug reveals a trap door.